teng Huei

SPM

2009-03-10T20:55:00.000-07:00

KNN, spm results are coming out tomorrow.

Good luck everyone.

*I'm feeling damn nervous so I'm typing this shit out*

Picturesss

2009-03-09T02:36:00.000-07:00

Internet Stuff.

An update

2009-03-08T06:59:00.000-07:00

Here is a short update.

Here it goes:

UPDATE

Thank you and stay tuned to my blog.

Drunk without alcohol

2008-10-06T10:58:00.000-07:00

So its 1.58 am in the morning and I am unable to sleep. Son of a bitch , it must be due to all the school shits that I'm thinking of.. Anyway, i am so bored right now so I decided to write something about strategies.

My principle came in today and gave us some lectures on how to study for major examinations. His method was kinda alright but then it was like way back in time. He said that the human brain is not a machine but a living object -.- that would easily get tired and not carry out its function properly. That's true. His suggestion was that for us to study efficiently, we should instead study and rest while doing something fun. He said during his time when he was preparing for his so called Form 5 examinations , The Overseas Cambridge Examination , which he boast it to be the most difficult and strict examination at that time , he studied for one and 1/2 hours and stopped. What did he do to rest? Play the harmonica, Cycle along the road (Self proclaimed king of the road) and singing loudly like a lunatic* until he annoyed a girl in his neighbourhood which now is his wife~.

It sounds stupid but then in modern day strategies , such as Form 5 students who are preparing for SPM examinations should apply his technique too but with just a little little little tiny little amendment. Instead of old fashion rest activities mentioned above, we should instead fap.

What is Fap?
Fap is masturbate.

Below is a graph plotted on Capacity against frequency of fap

Trust me . It works.
At least for some of us.

The most meaningful post I've ever posted

2008-10-02T09:12:00.000-07:00

Haha, hey there. You know what?

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THANKS A LOT :D

Pussies on the cob

2008-09-27T23:56:00.000-07:00

This video is really funny if you understand the periodic table. :D

So it was two days since my friends and I went to sunway pyramid for food. They planned it to be at Carl's junior but i ended going to chicken buffet shop to eat . They were pussies so do not mind them , only two of us went with me anyway.

I also used my money to purchase Weezer's Red Album Deluxe which was totally worth it.

Vitamin A no longer helps eyes

2008-09-25T08:14:00.000-07:00

We have to follow instructions sometimes even though when it sounds stupid sometimes.

Have a look at the picture below. Can you see the words written on it?

No? Then I'll tell you how to see it. Just pull the side of your eyes to make them look more like "chinese" eyes?
(Something like the picture below but do it on both sides of your eyes)

Pictures are worth a million words.

2008-09-20T00:47:00.000-07:00

The above picture says it all.

Taxi driver: Mana pergi?
Man: Jalan Puki Ma U lah.

Coelum is Red. Never knew it eh?

2008-09-18T20:28:00.000-07:00

Today, while my mum was chopping some cabbage, she accidently chopped a worm into half.
I had some fun experimenting with it. Check them out :) !

This is the worm chopped into half. As you can see, there is still a small piece of cabbage stuck on it.

This is a clearer view of it. The chopped parts were moving so damn vigorously as though as they had taken some kinda stimulant

To top it all up, I added some salt to see how they reacted.

Equation---> NaCl+Worm----> WormCl + Red Fluid

Curled like a coward.

Today I didn't go to school because I had no exam. I'm also back blogging and I think blogging is fun :) yay for me !

Harland Sanders

2008-09-18T05:36:00.000-07:00

Colonel sanders comes to life only at your local KFC restaurants.

Living in A dream

2008-09-17T07:55:00.000-07:00

Ah... do you smell blogs? Well, going through my old posts and blogs really brought my mind back into the past and also changed my way of seeing this world. I was so innocent last time but now I've turned into a bad ass. :) Nvm, I've not changed completely yet except for the fact that I'm stuck in a dungeon with bitches and mother fuckers.

SPM is just round the corner and I'm having my trials now. So far , trials was ok but I heard from my friend that Biology paper tomorrow is all gonna be about Ecosystem and pollution. C'mon , wtf man. Biology with no human? Worse of all , REPRODUCTION IS NOT COMING OUT.

Screw them all!. Screw!!!!

I shall also update my blog frequently from today onwards so you know what to do.

SSS

2008-05-24T02:06:00.000-07:00

Yes, I need to rant to someone. So you shall be my victim.

Fuck this mother fucking piece of shit. I hate this fucking school and lets hope it gets burn down with a tasty mother fucking flame to strip those fucking concrete walls down. And please dear flame, don't be hesitated to burn the teachers and students to whatever degree burns you could do to them. The blacker the better. If you're kind enough, burn their soul together to perish those useless mother fuckers from this earth. The earth will be a better place like that .

Final words; FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKING SCHHOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!

SON OF A BITCH

Lyrics

2008-05-11T02:27:00.000-07:00

Who says you couldn't find a door in a morning
With leaves falling like my broken heart
So Mr Bartender, you said you'll make me a shot
But I've been waiting for awhile now
Mr Gentlemen is leaving now

More like a blog

2008-05-01T23:42:00.000-07:00

Finally, after days of blog "celibacy", my blog finally looks more like a blog.First of all, I would like to start off with a rant post. about? you might ask, well, as usual, My school.

My school sucks. Exams are drawing near and we've got chapters of bullshit to suck into our vacuum bag on our heads. Teachers suck, students suck,building sucks,workers suck and most of all, Principal is a dickhead. Comparing this year's school to last year's one, this year is well contrasted(in a bad way). Although we had a roller coaster ride last year with teachers leaving one after another, its still better than this year. The only word to describe my school now is , f***.

Why f***?
Because, its miserable being in a school with students(except for me),principal and teachers who are CUNTS. I recently got a prize for math and science quiz and what the f*** did they give me? you know what? yes, yes. yes it is . They gave me a UCSI frameless dickcase and a plastic container with notebook stuck on it. Worse of all, its from sunway college. F***in cheapskates.

More rant to come soon. Lick those up first.

Thank you for reading my blog. Bye.lol

Mind in Lines

2008-04-18T02:30:00.000-07:00

I can't get it out of me
It's breathing Inside me
It's reaching inside of you
You're feeling infected
You're being infected
It's just like the cold
A kiss on your lips
Now you're taking control
I feel like a criminal
I'm falling apart
We're leaving for Venus
In a getaway car
Cause no one can save us
There's no need to try
I'm looking for saviors before they all die
If you wanna try and save me , just take my heart and

Hello

2008-02-09T02:19:00.001-08:00

Hello and Bye bye

Proness

2007-11-27T19:40:00.000-08:00

I was looking through my old school bag and I found my little green 555 notebook so i read through everything i wrote. Everything i wrote was quite stupid but I found something quite interesting and funny.

<<<<<<<<< Daniel- suck viki's dick

Silence! I Kill you!

2007-11-09T06:19:00.000-08:00

Cosplay

2007-11-04T08:02:00.000-08:00

Recently, I'm into Cos play stuff and I find them really interesting to see mainly because some cos players look like shit while some are really hot. Below are some reasons why cos playing is good(Asians)and also bad(Caucasian).

Retarded

2007-10-29T06:41:00.000-07:00

*04/11- I've got my results back and somehow I got high standing in class despite the lack of studies and bad results but i won't tell you my position,its around 1st-5th ^ ^

Some Updates

2007-10-17T23:08:00.000-07:00

October3

It was my birthday and it was also my add maths "make-up" test. Many people wished me but no celebration happened because the monitor was absent although I contributed to my classmates' birthday cake and small party. How fucked can they be. ^ ^

October 12

I got myself a sexy brand new succulent voluptuous dark beautiful Sony Ericsson phone and it is very good. The sound is superior compared to other SE phone but the camera is a little disappointing. Although it is 2mp but the pictures are a little yellowish when taken inside. The themes are nice and Java loads fast.

October 17

It was Jaylord/Mark/Jay Min/Bird Birthday so we went to Jusco to catch a movie,Bourne Ultimatum and gave him a birthday surprise but because of some dumb employee in Nando's , he knew it. And then, Jay attempted a stunt with his lighter by lighting fire in his hand to create a small explosion. At first it didn't work out and we started teasing chay ann for saying that to do the stunt we need to have super low I.Q or equivalents to Chay Ann but at last he got the thing to work.

Pictures below are taken with My Phone W610i.

The Birthday Cake!

The Happy Boy!

What happens when the moon is at its 50th%?

2007-10-03T03:01:00.000-07:00

On the 3rd of October 2007, a rather extra ordinary phenomena was observed. The moon is at its 3rd quarter , 50% of full. This symbolizes something special/mysterious/evil/feared. Its is something to do with a day of death and birth. Its the birth date for special rock stars/porn star such as Tommy Lee and Gwen Stefani. As intriguing as it seems,

"Its Only My Birthday"

Haha.. Okay.. I would like to thank everybody who wished me and for those who didn't , I don't mind, I'll do the same thing to you next time when its your big day ay'u ********(jk). Furthermore, its exam week/season and my studies especially (History) is Fucked. I don't really care but I'll do good in Biology and Chemistry and Physics and English I think. They are my favorite subjects.

What the tag?

2007-09-08T23:48:00.000-07:00

My Top 8 Criteria For The Perfect Lover.

Rules:

1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Well,the gender that would make my perfect lover is FEMALE

Pretty in looks (not some fugly shit that looks like a shemale)
Long hair with fair complexion (not too long but not too short)
Smart and Active (not too smart but decently smart and not too active such that she seems to have more testosterones than me )
Great personality
Feminine such that not having a goatee or mustache and not able to kill me.
Loving
Caring
Sexy (at least something and not like Pamela's pamelo)

Lastly, I did not enjoy doing this.